Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) finally found a place colder than last week’s Texas freeze — and the reception he got from Texans after returning from his truncated Mexican vacation, The Late Show imagined Monday night.

“Following the backlash over his trip to Cancun, Sen. Ted Cruz spent the weekend trying his best to help the people of Texas,” Jimmy Fallon said at The Tonight Show. But his “photo op didn’t work out too well. Most people just drove away when he tried showing them his vacation photos.” But “Cruz tried to be helpful in other ways,” he said. “Later he showed Texans how to make frozen margs with the snow in their living rooms.”

“Sorry, Cruz,” but “doing the literal bare minimum for the sake of the cameras” at this point “is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine’s Day,” Trevor Noah said at The Daily Show. “It’s not nothing, but your a– is still sleeping on the couch.”

“Every detail that comes out of this story is more Ted Cruzier than the last one,” like that he invited his college roommate on the family vacation he blamed on …read more

Source:: The Week – Lifestyle


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